Cats and Cunts

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shellystoytalk:

While we’re certain you’ve been celebrating either way, it might be news to you that May is National Masturbation Month.

So in honor of the month of May, we’re here to shine a light on some commonly-held misconceptions of ladies’ self-fulfillment – pay attention, gentlemen.

Head over to our Blog for Myths and Facts. Remember less than two weeks left to use the 15%off storewide coupon code “mast”

mr-mrs-insatiable:

Flexing my muscles for you… ;)

xo -Mrs.

fuckyeahmichaelpaul:

Via George Takei

lightradiation:

So I found this under my pillow. Mum left it there as a gift and I haven’t mentioned it to her yet.. It’s fairly awkward, yet hilarious

hornydevilxxx:

Divine masturbation

zoey-ramone:

One of the more interesting things on my amazon wish list…

If you get it for me, I’ll privately model it for you whenever you like, if you know what I mean ;)

(but seriously imagine what all those bumps and ridges must feel like.. mmmmm)